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Back to the ol’ drawing board
Well, it looks like our plan to appease Osama bin Laden by electing a secret Muslim has failed. Bin Laden rolled out his greatest hits (presumably to chime in on I Love the War on Terror: 2003),...
View ArticleAussie Aussie Aussie Ugh!
Not to get too political, but we here at SG love our troops. We think the world of them; however they’re only fighting a war on one front. They should probably be happy about that, as they might be the...
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Pakistani Taliban week late with Obama, Nobel jokes
Man, talk about issuing a fatwa on a dead horse. The Pakistani Taliban criticized the Norwegian Nobel Committee for giving the Nobel Peace Prize to U.S. President Barack Obama. They unconstructively...
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Enemy of our enemy still our enemy
For a Web site, we’re fighting a lot of wars. There’s the War on Animals, the War on Education, the War on Aliens (a.k.a. weatherballoons) and our national pasttime, the War on Terror. It was only...
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Ask your local terror provider for ‘Al-Qaeda’
They may be officially called “adhesive bandages,” but no matter who makes ‘em, we still call them “Bandaids.” It’s not a tissue, it’s a “Kleenex.” We didn’t hold up the liquor store with an “assault...
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Americanization: complete
If there were any doubts about our progress in the war in Afghanistan, let us assuage them right now. Combating Afghan and Taliban forces trash-talk each other before and during firefights over the...
View ArticleHe’ll hear from Obadiah Stane’s lawyer
Wang Kang is a man on a mission. That mission is not to stop crime. That mission is not to commit crimes. That mission is not to impress his colleagues. That mission is definitely not to get laid. Wang...
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What do Jenny McCarthy and the Taliban have in common?
You know when you think you have a great idea because nobody’s doing it, and you find out it’s because the Nazis did it, giving you that oogie feeling Indiana Jones got after discovering his...
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